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I have no idea what this is. I just wanted to write something out of the box for this piece.
I like how you have made it sound as a commercial because it is a funny way to make the story sound. I also like how you posted the photo of what you're writing about. But next time it doesn't work because in the photo there is wrinkles on his forehead because you said that you will be wrinkle free. But overall it is good
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